A Poem

Warning…

I’m in an odd, quirky kind of mood. I’ve been sick, I haven’t slept well, my house is quiet, and it’s raining. A bad combination. Plus I watched ELF this morning (and have been quoting it ever since). So it is in that frame of reference that I present my first and only attempt at writing a poem. I wrote it awhile ago when I was in the same quirky, odd kind of mood.

(Picture some grand Shel Silverstein drawing below. It will help. Maybe)

IF SINS WERE ASSIGNED A SMELL
–by Me.
My son at a Yellowstone sulfur pit last year.
If sins were assigned a smell
Would we be more apt to tell
  The lying tongue get
  You’re no longer a threat
Because you stink like fish scales?
If sins were assigned a smell
Would we bid a final farewell
  To stealing and cheating
  That reek like dung heating
Attaching to hair and nails?
Which sins would you mostly avoid
If they smelled like a skunk quite annoyed?
  Greed, wrath, or envy
  Pride, lust, and gluttony
Just to keep smells from being deployed?


What would happen if odorous mists
Escaped from you each time you hissed?
 The temper once wild
 Would become rather mild
For nose peace you would gladly resist.
If each time you partook of your vice
Friends sniffed ‘round your house for dead mice
  The adulterous want
  Would no longer taunt
And the next time I bet you’d think twice.
If your neighbors could smell your transgressions
Like garlic and fifty-nine onions
  Rotten eggs, and wet-dog
  And a old, marshy bog
Would you give away all your obsessions?
So whenever you’re tempted to sin
Try to think of the stench within.
  It may help you to pause
  And get rid of those flaws
And instead plant a fragrant garden.

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Author: Rebecca Belliston @rlbelliston

Hopeless romantic and author of CITIZENS OF LOGAN POND, SADIE and AUGUSTINA. Music nerd and composer of RELIGIOUS and CLASSICAL-STYLE music. I live in Michigan with my husband and five kids.

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