1) I’m an author, composer, mother of five, wife, reader, teacher, Mormon, chocolate-nut, and computer geek. I will blog about any of these at any given time without any warning whatsoever, and it usually involves making up words.
2) I’m quite sarcastic and love to laugh. I also like to spout random facts that may or may not be true. As such, you should probably only take 20% of what you read here seriously. Okay, maybe 10%. On a good day.
If it’s not raining.
3) I overuse parenthesis and hyphens because I write like I think, and my brain constantly interrupts itself.
4) I overuse emoticons because most people — unless warned with a sideways smiley — don’t realize I’m being sarcastic (see #3). Plus, I think a good little :) makes me seem like a nice, normal, friendly person (as if a colon and half-parenthesis can fool anyone).
5) I love numbered lists.
6) I can’t count. :)
If you’re still interested and willing to risk it, you can return to my blog here. Or if you want to read a specific topic, here’s a sampling. The rest are listed in the sidebar to the left:
PS) I recently switched from Blogger to WordPress. Sorry if the formatting is off on some posts.