5 Things You Should Know Before Reading My Blog

1) I’m an author, composer, mother of five, wife, reader, teacher, Mormon, chocolate-nut, and computer geek. I will blog about any of these at any given time without any warning whatsoever, and it usually involves making up words.
2) I’m quite sarcastic and love to laugh. I also like to spout random facts that may or may not be true. As such, you should probably only take 20% of what you read here seriously. Okay, maybe 10%. On a good day. 
If it’s not raining.

3) I overuse parenthesis and hyphens because I write like I think, and my brain constantly interrupts itself.

4) I overuse emoticons because most people — unless warned with a sideways smiley — don’t realize I’m being sarcastic (see #3). Plus, I think a good little :) makes me seem like a nice, normal, friendly person (as if a colon and half-parenthesis can fool anyone). 

5) I love numbered lists.

6) I can’t count.  :)
If you’re still interested and willing to risk it, you can return to my blog hereOr if you want to read a specific topic, here’s a sampling. The rest are listed in the sidebar to the left: 

PS) I recently switched from Blogger to WordPress. Sorry if the formatting is off on some posts. 


11 thoughts on “5 Things You Should Know Before Reading My Blog

  1. This sounds like me! My brain constantly interrupts itself too, and emoticons are my friends because otherwise I think I would offend a lot of people, lol :)


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